This was bound to happen the moment Swiffer snubbed your ordinary broom and duster by stealing the fair maiden's hearts! Swiffer may be good looking and efficient but the broom and duster are smarter and have revenge on their whiskers. By relabeling a VHS tape and calling it "Smart Dust", the broom and duster have infiltrated the forgotten storage spaces in most households and are poised to take down the Swiffer menace! To fund this massive assault, the broom and duster have agreed to sell all data from the "Smart Dust" to Big Brother Hoover for filing in the National database!
Call in Jesse Ventura I think we got a whopper of a conspiracy here!
they're everywhere, they're everywhere!!!!!!
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