Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Little Luminaries

Wing-nuts, Whack-jobs, and Conspiracy Cud to chew on. How can people be so gullible to actually believe the outrageous accusations coming from the Lunatic Fringe? I guess when they walk into a room lit with a bunch of low watt bulbs, their wattage adjusts accordingly. But, they are not all low watt bulbs. The instigators, wing-nuts and whack-jobs, are 3 position bulbs. One click to whisper sweet nothings at reduced wattage, two clicks to amplify the sweet nothings, and three clicks to blind them with a whopping 3 watts of BS! The last setting seems to work the best for them.

Click! I just turned the light out in that room! Now it's a bunch of No Watts gnawing on their conspiracy cuds in the dark. It's the stuff nightmares are made of!

With that  I will leave you in the capable hands of Rachel to shed some light on the twilight fringe!



Meanwhile, in an unlit room, the pooch cringed!


   ciao

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