Texas gov. shoots, kills 'Wile E Coyote' during jog. OMG! Not Wile E Coyote! He should have shot that damn annoying Roadrunner instead! And, that's a damn fancy piece he carries to kill snakes with, laser sight and all. But, a measly .380 Ruger — loaded with hollow-point bullets, in Texas? He should have a Dirty Harry 44 magnum special complete with explosive tips! It is Texas after all and Wile E is a wily Texas sized critter!
On the lighter side, ACME is providing the coffin and burial for Wile E's funeral. The internment will be on a mesa outcropping towering over a scenic canyon. Rumor has it they will be serving Roadrunner at the wake.
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RIP Wile E. I wonder where a person would send a memorial.
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Falling Butte Way.
Mesa, AZ. 0U812
I'll have to pick up a sympathy card and donate a couple bucks to who ever is running against this wingnut that shot poor Wile. Are you sure about that zip code OU812. Never saw one that used letters before. Looks more like a license plate no.
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ReplyDeleteWise ass!!
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